Rachel's short stories

Sunday, June 29, 2008

LEMONY SNICKET
“Lemony Snicket was born before you were, and is likely to die before you as well. His family has roots in a part of the country which is now underwater, and his childhood was spent in the relative splendor of the Snicket Villa which has since become a factory, a fortress and a pharmacy and is now, alas, someone else's villa. To the untrained eye, Mr. Snicket's hometown would not appear to be filled with secrets. Untrained eyes have been wrong before.
The aftermath of the scandal was swift, brutal and inaccurately reported in the periodicals of the day. It is true, however, that Mr. Snicket was stripped of several awards by the reigning authorities, including Honorable Mention, the Grey Ribbon and First Runner Up. The High Council reached a convenient if questionable verdict and Mr. Snicket found himself in exile.
Though his formal training was chiefly in rhetorical analysis, he has spent the last several eras researching the travails of the Baudelaire orphans. This project, being published serially by HarperCollins, takes him to the scenes of numerous crimes, often during the offseason. Eternally pursued and insatiably inquisitive, a hermit and a nomad, Mr. Snicket wishes you nothing but the best.”
That was taken off totally from the website www.lemonysnicket.com. I believe you can find the interesting points about him there too…
If you are not pleased about it, you can just click any of the link on the side of this blog. It is really a very sad and uncomfortable thing that you stay on and continue to read until this part. You should really take my advise and leave this blog NOW.
This is one of the many interesting way which Lemony Snicket would began in almost all his book. I enjoy reading his book as it really interest me and all the unfortunate things that happened in the book are almost always written in a funny way. Everything that happened in the books are almost always linked to “V.F.D” which was something that remained unknown though out the whole series of unfortunate events unfortunately.
Please Do NOT continue reading as I think it will cause great discomfort and its really boring to carry on. If I were you, I will immediately close this website and start studying the dictionary. PLEASE DO NOT CONTINUE….

*Following texts are removed after causing many to faint and feel uncomfortable after reading. *

Me @ 4:57 PM